![STAN: "Roger, if Jeff finds out you're an alien, he's gonna blab. The kid can't keep a secret." ROGER: "Do you have an example?" STAN: "I do." : r/ americandad STAN: "Roger, if Jeff finds out you're an alien, he's gonna blab. The kid can't keep a secret." ROGER: "Do you have an example?" STAN: "I do." : r/ americandad](https://i.redd.it/2d6bxp1xc2f41.png)
STAN: "Roger, if Jeff finds out you're an alien, he's gonna blab. The kid can't keep a secret." ROGER: "Do you have an example?" STAN: "I do." : r/ americandad
![Am I the only one struggling with this, here? | You found a book, right, Stan? | They didn't have one where a dad becomes a mom, so, maybe read it backwards. : Am I the only one struggling with this, here? | You found a book, right, Stan? | They didn't have one where a dad becomes a mom, so, maybe read it backwards. :](https://i.redd.it/nxoup06asyu41.jpg)
Am I the only one struggling with this, here? | You found a book, right, Stan? | They didn't have one where a dad becomes a mom, so, maybe read it backwards. :
![What the fuck! You lost your damn mind, Jim? That was Stan! You just killed Stan! All right. What's done is done. Can't change it now. Reggie's just got to keep moving. : What the fuck! You lost your damn mind, Jim? That was Stan! You just killed Stan! All right. What's done is done. Can't change it now. Reggie's just got to keep moving. :](https://i.redd.it/nmhcju0blno91.png)
What the fuck! You lost your damn mind, Jim? That was Stan! You just killed Stan! All right. What's done is done. Can't change it now. Reggie's just got to keep moving. :
![Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I mean, I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this." : r/americandad Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I mean, I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this." : r/americandad](https://external-preview.redd.it/8E-iYSRFvzhu3YNpe0vKNOwVnnCLp5v5eFbiTl3dp6E.png?auto=webp&s=2d43b689cc41283e3033f2d6a6b3644f3b16c7ce)